Thank you for your patience - We're rebuilding!

After almost a decade, this site needed rebuilding, so we've hired a few hundred squirrels to move bits and bytes around, using power from a thousand hamsters slaving away in their wheels, two old deep cycle batteries, and one broken solar panel. Aliens are in charge, so there's no telling what this digital remodel is going to cost. An arm? Leg? Bitcoin? Republic Credits?

In any event, in our best Governator voice:  We'll be back.

Producers, you may still visit our agent portal at www.producersolutionsonline.com